Me: I want something cold.
Dustin: Here's my heart.
Tik Tok is a Kesha song not an app.
That storm was bullshit. My farts have more wind.
If I were to use salsa as a scale for pain I would be a mild.
I don't trust anyone who says 110%. That extra 10% is bullshit. It's not mathematical.
Just let me rant about lettuce!
Dustin: I got Mountain Dew Zero.
Me: What's the difference?
Dustin: Zero everything except cancer.
