Dustin Says

It's been awhile...

(I hope each and every one of you sang that to the tune of the Staind song.)

But for real, it has. I haven't posted a Dustin says since October of 2021. WHAT. I still keep track of most of the funny comments that come out of his mouth so here we go...

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Me: I took Friday off for Red TV. 
Dustin: Well, I'm taking off for Speak Now TV. 

Me: That was the time of my life. 
Dustin: Well, that time is long gone and it's all downhill from here.

No one is as low energy as me. Well, maybe Jeb Bush.

I love the smell of vinegar; stinks like Easter. 

Me: Am I the only one with a DMX ringtone?

Dustin: Yeah, and if you break up with me, you can join the DM's Ex Group that probably meets monthly.

Unless you're a gum from the 80's, there's no reason to be extra.

Jeff Probst always looks like a dad in a JCPenney catalog; the catalog of dreams.