Next year for my birthday, I want the Best of Rod Stewart, Phil Collins, and Bryan Adams.
I was the most crotchety five year old you've ever met.
You're like the paparazzi! You always catch my cellulite at the beach.
I want to be like Scrooge McDuck; he's rich and doesn't wear pants.
Dustin singing a Beastie Boy song.
Me: How do you even know that?
Dustin: Because I was in 8th grade once.
I thought I was too evil to be in Hufflepuff.