Dustin Says

That was the saddest trailer. Well other than the one I grew up in.

You need a pair of heelies to do downtown Pittsburgh.

I can't believe Andy Richter is worth $15 million just for sitting on a couch and being chubby. I do that all of the time.

Dustin: I'm not giving away my shit unless I'm dead.
Me: How can you give it away if you're dead?
Dustin: Exactly.

My life was like Richie Rich except I was poor, but I could relate during the "DAD NOT FOUND" scene.