Dustin Says

My passion is freedom which is why I would thrive in an apocalypse.

I hope you like to play catch because I'm throwing a tantrum. 

After I dusted our bedroom fan:

Thanks for getting rid of all the dust in our house - except for me. 

Me: I feel like you can never hear me. 

Dustin: Well I did play drums for awhile. 

Me: When should we look into getting you hearing aids?

Dustin: What?