Dustin Says

After Dustin had to go to the ER hours after I told him not to drink a Ghost energy drink.

That's why they call it Ghost...because that's what it turns you into. 

Me: Did you blow it up in there?

Dustin: I mean, it wasn't a full demolition.

Showing Dustin my new phone case with credit card holder...
It's like your phone has a little backpack.

You have so many crowns, it's like Buckingham Palace in your mouth.

You're having more balloon issues than the Chinese government. 

Lunchables are just individual charcuterie.