Something good has got to happen bad.
You've got more pimps than NYC.
You've had so many jobs your name should be Steve.
That shit was so fast and furious, Vin Diesel is trying to take credit for it.
You know, I think the green grapes taste better but the red ones are more visually appealing.
That's my girl! That's my ghoul!
Me: It looks like we're getting a tropical depression Sunday.
Dustin: What do you mean? We live in a constant tropical depression that is the state of Florida.
If there was ever a year for blink-182 to play the half-time show at the Super Bowl; this is it. Aliens could've dropped from the sky!
Sound of an ice cream truck outside...
Me: Why is there an ice cream truck in our neighborhood on Halloween?
Dustin: Abductions.
Me: Salt Life sticker in Pennsylvania?! Eyeroll.
Dustin: Yeah, they are reppin' salting the roads in winter.
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