Dustin Says

Badminton, but what about Goodminton?

Pat has so many Threads, he's basically a seamstress.

I got a text that work is closed and my little heart came alive. 

Dustin: Has anyone told you that you have a beautiful singing voice?
Me: No. 
Dustin: And they never will. 

Remember that video of you jumping into the pool where you resembled a banana peel being thrown into the air?

It should be illegal to pull a yellow card in soccer without immediately playing the first 3 seconds of Ocean Avenue. 

Sang to Lana's 'hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have'...

He's running around

he's orange and he's round

24/7 Garfield the cat

Hope is a dangerous thing 

for a cat like Cheeto to have