My version of green tea is Mountain Dew.
Me: I thought CM Punk was done with wrestling?
Dustin: No, he's back. He flares up every once in a while like herpes.
Dustin: No, he's back. He flares up every once in a while like herpes.
You have the singing voice of an alley cat that Joe Biden was talking about.
I basically have the Michael Scott TV as my phone now.
Here's my wife the queen of cringe.
Dustin: Yeah, I had to break the news.
Me: Ok, Channel 9 Late Breaking News.
Dustin: Yeah, I'm Dan Rather be doing anything else.
If you showed up at the Scholastic Book Fair with $20 you were a book fair millionaire.
I bought Phil Collins' Greatest Hits; so I bought all of his songs.
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