Blink needs to come out with a song called 'Met a Girl at the Dog Show'. She said ruff and I said I didn't know.
Dustin: What are you doing tomorrow?
Me: I'm shopping small for Shop Small Saturday.
Dustin: What kind of small shit are you buying? Polly Pockets?
Told Dustin Erin started working at Bath & Body Works for the holidays.
She looks like a scent consultant.
I was so disappointed when The Craft wasn't about cheese.
(Takes my temp) You're 100.2
(Takes his temp) 97. I knew I was always cooler than you.
(Takes his temp) 97. I knew I was always cooler than you.
Me: Everyone is freaking out over turning 40 this year.
Dustin: It's a milestone to acknowledge but not a number to dread.
Pat: My teenage nephews could select a better cabinet.
Dustin: Our kitchen has a better cabinet.
Me: I need a straight jacket for my mind.
Dustin: That is a metal album in the making.
I hate Mickey's squeaky voice. He's 100 years old and hasn't gone through puberty yet?
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