I went a little ham sandwich!
He is just Jelly Furtado.
No one has really blown up my skirt yet.
You didn't tell me the pads under your sink were $5 foot longs!
I can't wait to poop so I can use the bidet!
I want a refund on my family!
I told him I lost 130lbs and I'm about to lose 230 more of dead weight.
I love that our phone calls go from me telling you about straddling a guy and then you are like "let me tell you about my post office experience".
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