Dustin Says

I think you'd be reincarnated as a chipmunk in a residential area.

I'd rather be seen twerking on live TV than have to go to work tomorrow.

If someone asked me my favorite food I would tell them... "condiments".

I've got that trailer park charm.

During a conversation about how cargo pants aren't cool anymore:

Cargo shorts are pants with a purpose.

You know what's in style?
Being an individual.

I'm sick of people attacking my pants.