My idea of a bed and breakfast is falling asleep at Denny's.
STD commercial playing on the tv...
If I was on Tinder my bio would say "Let's meet at Quest Diagnostics first."
Talking to Olive...
You're light and fluffy like a pancake.
I like you so much that I love you.
That child knocked on our door like a full grown policeman.
Talking to Olive again...
Come on girl, let's watch Mission Impossible together.
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