The butt of my jokes, the love of my life. You're the ideal woman.
This is a Taylor reference. Also, a Dustin's-home-town-reference.
Why didn't you write a Weirton Boy song about me?
Me raging about asshole drivers...
Me: And thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Dustin: More like Ted Bundy talk.
It's like Signs but this time it's the ants that were defeated by water.
You don't have to love yourself, you just have to accept you hate yourself.
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