Monday, October 21, 2019

Dustin Says

I mean, I knew she had a birthday coming up sometime this year.

I was born in West Virginia which means I was delivered by a rat that chewed through my umbilical cord.

You know how I'd like to describe Monday's? A flick to the nuts.

Me: It's called macrame.
Dustin: I call it "yarn on a stick".

Dustin: I can't wait until 2021.
Me: Why?
Dustin: Because then I can say "hindsight is 2020".


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  1. JunoOctober 24, 2019 at 8:33 AM

    I didn't know Dustin was born in West Virginia...😅

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    1. AshleyNovember 9, 2019 at 11:02 PM

      Yeah, that's where he's from and lived there until he was 10. Weirton, WV!

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