Me: Erin's hopped up on pizza and diarrhea.
Dustin: That's why they call it a pizzeria.
Me: Do you need to throw anything else away?
Dustin: Just my inhibitions.
Dustin: Did you just pluck a hair from above your lip?
Me: Yeah...
Dustin: You don't want to grow your mustache out like Geraldo Rivera?!
The song 'What If God Was One Of Us" was inspired by E.T. since "no one was calling on the phone".
The Wikipedia plot of Beetlejuice describes me perfectly..."Though he seems fun on screen, it is clear he is not a pleasant person to have in real life..."
You can tell the people on Live PD who have never played Grand Theft Auto before.
LOL as usual Dustin killed me!!😂🤣😅
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