The only thing darker than her coat is her soul.
"Tilted Uterus" sounds like an Irish bar.
Me: Look at how relaxed Cheeto is.
Dustin: He's Chillderoy Lockhart.
Me: Gina's outfit is so tacky.
Dustin: What are you talking about? She could have a turd smeared across her face and still look great.
I don't want kids but I would adopt a baby Yoda.
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