Dustin Says

I haven't been blogging consistently this year because it is a dumpster fire out there and I have to conserve my energy but I found this note in my phone of Dustin's quotes over the past few months and wanted to share. I know I could use a laugh. I'm sure you could too. Also Jodi loved these.

It smells good in here but your attitude stinks.

I hope one day you're as proud of me as you are of that plant.

Me: I finished my pandemic book!
Dustin: Now you need to finish your pandemic life.

I miss our fights in the grocery store.

I just want something that makes me feel alive again and it's never ending breadsticks.

Olive, you're so annoying but so cute - just like your mother.

Asking Dustin to toss a pen. 
Me: You threw that right in my face.
Dustin: I wanted to make sure you didn't miss it.

Angry about the bloodstain Cheeto left on our new white sheets.
Me: This is why we can't have nice things.
Dustin: This is also why we don't have kids. They ruin everything.

I like my tartar two ways; under control and as sauce.

Dustin to me, Pat, & Jessica:
What do you call the space above Lake Eola?
Areola!
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