I want to be good but I've got to be bad first.
57 is old for a regular ol' poor person but still pretty young when you're rich.
My eyebrows are politicians trying to come together across the aisle.
Me: I just got a sharp pain in my boob!
Dustin: Tit pain! T-Pain!
Dustin: Tit pain! T-Pain!
The only babies I like are the Muppet Babies.
After getting into a car accident...
Well, my first accident was being born.
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