Do you want to have a sleepover at a strangers house? The answer should always be no! Fuck an AirBNB!
Who is out there having a good time right now?
Talking to Cheeto...
If we were British I'd call you "big ol' ginjuh bugger".
If we were British I'd call you "big ol' ginjuh bugger".
Me: Tomorrow's Friday the 13th!
Dustin: Ohh
Me: Maybe Taylor will announce something!
Dustin: Maybe Jason Voorheen will announce something...
Me: How are you feeling?
Dustin: If I were in the military I'd be General Fatigue.
Me: I saw that rebound. I mean, interception!
Dustin: Actually it was a fumble.
Dustin: Do you like my jokes?
Me: Yeah...
Dustin: Then you'll love my life because it's the best joke of them all!
Dustin: Wasn't our bagger kind of rude?
Me: We used self-checkout. I WAS THE BAGGER.
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