Oh look at you looking like Colonel Sanders KFC-style, because you're kinda fucking cute.
Me: Apparently Jared Leto climbed the Empire State Building today.
Dustin: He's about 30 seconds from the ground.
Dustin: He's about 30 seconds from the ground.
Dustin: What time do we have to leave?
Me: 9:15 AM
Dustin: I have to wake up in the eights?!
That fart noise represents the life cycle of a ketchup bottle.
While driving home through our neighborhood...
Dustin: It's practically Ogleby's across the street.
Me: Presses on gas jokingly.
Dustin: Ok Blur Fidak!
Ever since this alien stuff came to light I've been looking at the sky more.
That fart was so hot it felt like I dangled my balls over a campfire.
Getting ready to go back to work after being off for two weeks...
I'm going to set out my work clothes for tomorrow and then I'm going to throw up.
The Steelers have had a real "Phil Collins" kind of season...it's been against all odds.
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