I take medicine to keep my heart beating and wear a machine at night to help me breathe.
Me: You look like you don't feel good.
Dustin: Well, my eyes are itchy and there's a boil on my ass.
Dustin: Well, my eyes are itchy and there's a boil on my ass.
Me sobbing while reading a book in bed...
Dustin: Is now a good time to give you your mouth piece (retainer)?
You know I'm not feeling like myself when I'm drinking and enjoying water.
...but they are dead, so really they are living the good life.
Miss Cleo says "call me now" but I say "kill me now".
Me: Sims 5 is still a long ways off.
Dustin: Or maybe THIS is it. We're living Sims 5.
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