Let me introduce you to this list of quotes I've collected in my notes - from friends, foes, and people I don't know.
Bury me with my birks.
I'm laughing so hard my thighs are sweating.
I want my jorts like my mind - distressed.
I know you don't like me touching things in the house, including you.
I just need to go outside and find a cat.
I'm gonna pass out before they even put me down.
How fast was she going when she got pulled over?
The speed of infidelity.
Charley Day is my spirit animal.
That Buc-ees experience was practically the GTA 6 trailer.
I tap into the awkwardness.
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