Dustin Says

Me: You better work on your posture now. 
Dustin: Nah, I'm going to be walking next to you looking like a question mark. 

Surge was the OG energy drink. 

I almost bought Cheeto a Thrice baby shirt but it was $25! It's just as much as an adult shirt and a quarter of the size. And babies don't even have jobs!

You smell good, a little like sunscreen too, but that's normal.

The original 'Gone in 60 Seconds' is you falling asleep. 

Dustin: Is Erin changing her name back?

Me: I don't know. 

Dustin: If she does her new last name should be Your-Tires. Erin Your-Tires.