Erin Zings

This coaster is marble AND wood. That combo is dangerous.

I can't do the solo bun. I end up looking like a sumo wrestler.

I hate sneezing when I'm on my period.

Standing in line to get BBQ discussing their banana pudding:
It will taste like your grandmother made it. In heaven. With Jesus Juice.

And here's a little zinger from Erin's niece while she was playing with play-doh:
Aunt E has a really big taco.