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11/22/17
The girl at Dunkin Donuts asked id I was on my way to school. She either thinks I'm in my twenties or I look like a teacher. Either way I'll take it.

In Portugal, with no net neutrality, internet providers are starting to split the net into packages. pic.twitter.com/TlLYGezmv6

— Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) October 27, 2017

A reminder to please make sure this disgusting man never makes anymore money. PLEASE tell everyone you know to boycott the shit out of @jimmyjohns #boycottjimmyjohns pic.twitter.com/3WHxlSh8rm

— UnsilentMajority 🌹 (@The_UnSilent_) November 25, 2017

11/28/17
December books are now CLOSED. I've got 4 holiday parties, 2 bday parties, 2 TV show releases on Netflix, 1 concert, 1 new Star Wars movie, an eye appt., and a bang trim. Oh yeah and actual Christmas.

From light to darkness, an American Horror Story. pic.twitter.com/YlCgAr7k5s

— BWD 🤢 You People Replaced Obama With This (@IrisRimon) November 28, 2017

12/1/17
I may be the only woman in the world who doesn't give two shits about a hot bath and a glass of wine.

12/4/17
I wish my friends cared more about what was going on in the world.

2017: a year of weeping in public....repeatedly.

— Mo (@misfitlove16) December 4, 2017

12/5/17
Marriage is a continuation of your life together not the beginning of it (unless you met and married on the same day). #petpeeve

I feel like disown your family if they support pedophiles? Like where do you draw the line if not that?

— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) December 5, 2017

Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever dialed (+1) 202-759-7593 to let your senators know that you oppose the repeal of net neutrality

— DJ B2B (@taylvr) December 5, 2017

If you asked anyone a few years ago if a person who is sympathetic to Nazis and pedophiles could be elected president of the United States, people would laugh at you.

— Brasilmagic (@Brasilmagic) December 10, 2017

12/13/17
Clair Foy's voice as Queen Elizabeth is just so satisfying. Up there with Saoirse Ronan and Scarlett Johansson.

12/14/17
Can't wait to get paid in two weeks. I get paid tomorrow but that check is already gone. THANKS CHRISTMAS.

y’all realize net neutrality is more than just getting charged for social media, right? It’s about FCC and internet providers restricting access to information and controlling exactly what you can and can’t see, what you can and can’t do. Restricting our freedom on here entirely

— brian (@briankinnes) December 13, 2017

12/16/17
Contemplating using sunscreen as lotion because my hands are cracked to hell and I'm stuck in a movie theater.

12/16/18
The Last Jedi is everything 2017 has been for me. Like the rebels, we've all been getting kicked around left and right and when all hope is lost the resistance keeps on going.

12/18/17
Everyone shit on 'The Force Awakens' for being too similar to the old movies and then everyone is shitting on 'The Last Jedi' for being too different. Like what do you people want?

12/25/17
Never make fun of your husband's Rudolph pimple because you will wake up with TWO on your own nose.

12/27/17
There's a part of me that dreams of the cliche NYE party with sparkly dresses and then there is a bigger part that's just like nah mismatching PJs while stuffing my face at home is better.

12/30/17
I miss the old Taylor's instagram feed. Personal Tay is the best Tay.

12/31/17
nothing like NYE diarrhea. 2017 is trying to shit on me one final time before handing the baton over to 2018.

1/1/18
Just googled "how to boil an egg?" and "how cold is too cold for succulents?". If this whole end to Net Neutrality thing happens I'm fucked. The internet is how I live.

1/3/18
Cardi B was in the same sentence as The Beatles and my head just exploded. I couldn't make it through 15 seconds of Bodak Yellow. Good grief standards are low these days.

1/6/18
You get to a certain point in your life when you don't care about pulling out a wedgie in front of people. I'm there. I'm at that level.

1/12/18
Happier in the dark. Sadder in the light.