You floss more than they do at a modern middle school dance.
The world's always been full of assholes but now the assholes have all the toilet paper.
Dustin: What kind of life are you living at 70?
Me: It depends.
Dustin: You're probably wearing depends.
I have what one might call a "trailer park appetite".
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