Dustin Says

That's the saddest thing I've ever laughed about.

We're going to be best friends right up until we're worst enemies.

Sometimes you pee on the seat. It's an accident. No need to make a federal case out of it.

Me: I have a tension headache.
Dustin: You have an attention headache.
Me: LMAO

You've got the soul of a cat. You sleep 18 hrs a day and spend the rest of the time licking your butt.