Maybe I should buy a cheap windbreaker.
Every single car up here (Pittsburgh) look like they've seen hell.
As he's driving me around his hometown....
The Catholic church I got kicked out of for peeing on a kid is right down that road.
Still driving me around Weirton...
I had so many birthday parties at that McDonald's. They had a sick playplace.
Ok this one is more of a 'Miranda Says':
Dustin: When you keep bananas together they last longer.
Miranda: Because they're friends!
I think people are intimidated by your Hilary Clinton blazer.
Me: What has been your favorite age so far?
Dustin: FIVE! It was before my sister and I had so many teenage mutant ninja turtles back then.
I DON'T do so many things just to insure we stay together.
I'm like a comedy blimp that just hovers slowly around your head.
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