Mr. Pibb is just Dr. Pepper without a PHD.
Dustin and I trying to see who had the worst childhood...
Dustin: Yeah, well at least your family didn't have anything repossessed.
Me: That I know of.
My ass looks like two little squares of butter dripping down my legs.
Me: What are you listening to?!
Dustin: It's a pirate metal band.
Why the hell is Susan Sarandon an announcer at my hockey game?! What's next Lady Gaga as the equipment manager?
Me: Why are you so great?
Dustin: Because I have you.
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