"If Tom Hanks ran for president, he would win."
"A guinea pig is a freak giant gerbil."
"I love cheese and Kelly Kapowski."
"I don't roll my eyes. I'm not a 12 year old girl."
"I want to be a gummy bear. Look at how much fun they are having!!"
"Every one of our grandpas have shot someone."
"I hate girls who wear so much makeup, they look like a different person when they don't."
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