can i just eat a bowl of cereal in peace?

i've been awake for 45 minutes and i'm already annoyed.

first, i woke up BEFORE my alarm clock on a SATURDAY.
then i walked out to the kitchen to grab a bowl of cereal, except all my favorite bowls are dirty, lying in the sink. so i wash them.
afterward, i grab another bowl out of the cabinet for my cereal.
i finally sit down to enjoy my breakfast when i realize the internet isn't working.
so i get up and fix it.
when i get back there is a small puddle of milk on my desk.
yeah, the stupid bowl that i never use has a crack and milk is leaking through.
oy vey.
i'm calling it a day.