When I showed him my 'bun-hawk'...
"You look like a dinosaur. Kind of like Robbie."
"If you count success by the number of divorces my family has had, then we are the most successful family ever!"
While listening to The Stereodiary (his old band).
"I can play the drums to all of these songs."
"I rather you watch Kesha than the Kardashians."
"Your hair is getting long. You're starting to look like a hippie!"
"That fart got stronger over time."
"I could squirrel-watch with you all day."
"I'm too lazy to be rich."
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