Dustin Says

Commenting on Erin's hands free headset at work.

Dustin: You look just like Britney Spears.

Erin: -_____-

Dustin to Erin (at work): Did you do something to your hair?

Erin: Why?! What's wrong with it?!

Dustin: I couldn't tell if you dyed it or if it was just the crazy lighting in this place.

Erin: Does it look bad?!?

Me: *Gives Dustin the look to shut up.*

Jesus took the wheel and is driving like a maniac!

I don't trust people who are close to their families.

Vine is filled with drunk children.

Said while out to eat at Chilis.

It must be a slow sports day if they're showing women's softball.

I don't know who is worse...gun nuts or car guys.

If I was a deejay, my name would be DJ Tanner.