Dustin Says

There is something wrong with the internet if a DMX soundboard doesn't exist.

I sniffed that pizza so hard that I ate three pieces through my nose.

If I wanted to sit outside and eat I'd become a homeless person.

I don't like showing people I'm having a good time.

Don't be nervous, be yourself.

You smell like a big slice of pizza. It makes me love you more.

So you think I'll be able to wake up on my own without your help? What do you think I am, an adult?!

While watching Full House...
You hear that music? That's when you know a lesson has been learned.

Dustin asked me to quote myself. I said this after almost passing out. Literally started to black out. 

Is this what getting old is? Fighting death one day at a time?