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9/16/15
The NFL should suspend Tom Brady for endorsing Trump. Jokes all around.

9/17/15
How do you become a pierogi racer? cc: @Pirates

9/20/15
I haven't been able to full enjoy my Sunday thanks to our A/C not working. It's currently 81 in our house.

Nothing has made me want to cut my hair more than my A/C being broken while watching all the short haired ladies on the Emmy red carpet.

9/28/15
I kind of hope one day Facebook will go down and never come back.

9/30/15
I get pretty pissed when movie theaters don't offer early movie times. I'm talking like 9AM Saturday morning. #notjoking

10/4/15
The problem with healthy food is most of it doesn't interest me at all.

Everyone's posting their 2nd pregnancy announcements and I'm over here wondering if I should announce my Ben & Jerry's flavor. (Cookie Dough)

10/7/15
I just came across an animal called the Saiga antelope. Having a hard time believing it's real but that's what the internet is telling me.

Went through our DVDs and managed to part with 33 of them. Still have 312.

10/8/15
I just asterisked an emoji because it was important to me that the person know which emoji I meant to send.

10/9/15
It's settled. Dustin and I are moving to Mars and bringing lots of ketchup.

Forgot how emotional it can be to let go of a good pair of shoes that have been worn to the max. "I will remember you. Will you remember me?"

10/10/15
Is it so hard to use grammar and punctuation when writing a two "sentence" Craigslist post?

10/12/15
The songs @dustinkensrue writes for his wife are some of my favorite songs ever. So beautiful, sweet, and real.

My emojis aren't showing up AND I am unable to tag people via my phone. Facebook, you're getting on my nerves.

10/18/15
I think it's time for Carl to head over to Jessie's house for a haircut. He's looking like Darth Vader/Nancy Grace more and more.

10/19/15
I'm 30 years old and have no idea what just happened these last 3 episodes of Girl Meets World. #soconfused #soold