Friday, March 25, 2016

Dustin Says

We've been on the same page for 11 years. We're really slow readers.

I like your dance moves but I'm also afraid of them.

I rather stare at the cat's asshole.    

Me: What do you want for you birthday?
Dustin: Well, I already have a lightsaber so I have everything I need.

Philadelphia is like Donald Trump; sure it has history but it's mostly a piece of shit.

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