Monday, April 17, 2017

Dustin Says

Today is Dustin's 32nd birthday. I gave him his gifts about a month ago (a customized Xbox controller, leather band for his Apple watch, new N7 shirt, Mass Effect Loot Crate, Rogue One on BluRay, & new Steelers decal for his car). Over the weekend I took him for some shrimp and tonight we went out for a couple of burgers. So glad this little shit was born. And without further ado here's the latest Dustin Says:


Me: Why do I feel like shit?
Dustin: Maybe it's a side effect of being awesome.

If Olive was a Toy-R-Us doll, she'd come with a yoga mat.

I don't believe in God. I believe in Phil Kessel. We should put Phil on top of our Christmas tree this year.

You know, one of the biggest villains in Back to the Future is incest.

1 comment:

  1. Haha! Happy birthday Dustin!! Hugs to ya both!! 🎂

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