Me: Get your shit together.
Dustin: Poop in a group.
I saw a guy in WaWa wearing a Steelers shirt and a Falcons hat. Get the fuck out of here!
I love you from your bun down to your bunions. (I don't have bunions...yet.)
If I were a gynecologist I'd have a framed picture of Pat Smear hanging in my office.
I still have fun with you even when I'm holding a trashcan for you to vomit in.
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