Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Dustin Says

I'm not trying to brag but our flag football team won the Potato Bowl and I was the quarterback.

On her hair...
Katy Perry said "Give me the Macaulay Culkin!"

You're just like Taylor Swift. You both are just too nice to be mean.

I just saw you set that alarm for 6:30 AM on a Saturday and I almost threw up.

Dustin: ...everywhere to me.
Me: Ok Michelle Branch.
Dustin: Shut up. I'm Vanessa Carlton.

Your new (hair) bun looks like a fist.

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