Dustin Says

Dustin: So you want me to wake up early and run around like a ninja turtle all morning?
Me: Yeah...
Dustin: I can do that.

You don't want my expert opinion. You want me to be your little minion.

He's got a bubble nest going but I think it's a cry for help.

It's not creepy. It's the consequences of time travel. (Can you guess which movie we were discussing?)

You're a wordsmith.

I do a couple things really well but I think I annoy you the best.

Chipotle gives you the stomach of a retired wrestler.