While playing GTA...
Fiddy and I are in my car, wearing our 'Band of Buds' t-shirts, listening to Phil Collins, about to rob someone.
Me: We're at the age where everyone's next step is popping out babies.
Dustin: Not us. Our next step should be to enjoy retirement.
You need a monocle the size of a porthole.
Erin won my heart over with those cookies.
I explained to Dustin that I forgot to put on deodorant and had to stop at CVS at 7AM.
But you're too good of a person to have to worry about stinking.
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