Said while walking around downtown Portland...
Your hair isn't hipster enough here. You should shave some more off.
While at the zoo...
All the cool animals eat meat.
I'd take a hoard of cats over one child.
What's up with people putting a leaf on their pizza?
Hey Cheeto, your ear is inside out.
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