Me: That Chris Evans is such a nice looking man!
Dustin: Alright grandma.
You're the tic-tac in the morning breath of life.
When I came home last night you were on the bed everywhere! You were basically Michelle Branch.
I don't want our cats to have used stuff. I want them to have the things we never did - like a cat carrier.
I used to be in so much better shape for fighting. Now the only thing I'm fighting is heart disease.
Me: When is game seven?
Dustin: Thursday.
Me: God help us all.
Dustin: There isn't enough blood pressure medication in the world.
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