I just had a Werther's Original while I was in the shower. You should try it; it'll change your life.
I saw Insane Clown Posse endorsed Harris too; still less clowns than Trump voters.
I'm only good at two things - describing how a fart sounds and identifying what kind of person an animal looks like.
While watching Full House...
Danny Tanner: Cleaning day is like my Christmas and Tax Day is my New Years Eve.
Dustin: Oh my god YOU really are Danny Tanner.
Danny Tanner: Cleaning day is like my Christmas and Tax Day is my New Years Eve.
Dustin: Oh my god YOU really are Danny Tanner.
Me: I've always claimed him as my father.
Pizza has brought me more love and comfort than any of my blood family members; aside from my grandparents who are dead and gave me a ton of pizza.
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