Dustin Says

"That was a long and angry fart!"

"She climbed up the pole so fast. It was like watching Ghostbusters in reverse."

Me: "How do you feel?"
Dustin: singing "I'm feeling 22!!"

While discussing an injury he got as a kid.
"I was pissed. No one hits me with a Lincoln Log!!"

"I'm over here watching the Pens game, reading your blog, and solving crimes!"

While watching Prometheus (for the millionth time).
"I love the beginning of these movies when everyone is still alive."