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4/2/13
My chair squeaks every time I move and it sounds like seagulls in the distance. I'm practically at the beach!

My uterus and I are at war. So far she's winning by a lot.

Macklemore came on and I'm like NO. But then Demi Lovato came on and I was like YES. She wants to give my heart a break.

4/3/13
I can always tell if someone is older than me when they refer to 6th-8th grade as "junior high".

Found the cutest Elizabeth Moss haircut and now I'm dying to get it. Ahhhh.

4/7/13
I love Sundays that drag on and on.

I've caught up on Mad Men and now I don't know what to do with my life.

Do the girls of Teen Mom 2 all go to the same horrible hair dresser? Also, I have never seen people suck more at life.

4/8/13
Of course a bird would ruin my windshield so much that I had to lean from side to side just to see the road. Just another shitty Monday!

And just spilled my water all over my desk. This day is going swimmingly. Is it time to meet up with @SimplySam21 yet or what?!

Erin says I need to take a class on how to be a better wing woman. And all this time I thought I was helping in her quest for true love.

4/9/13
Taylor Swift in TWO days. Kind of freaking out! We're going to be BFFs, I just know it!

The reminder app. is the best thing ever for old people like myself, who are always trying to remember something.

Everyone is in such a bad mood today. Get get get get over it.

Pretty pissed that Facebook deleted my current workplace - The Ministry of Magic (Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office). Have a little fun FB!

I collect fonts.

4/10/13
Not a fan of the term "selfie". Is portrait too fancy a word?

4/11/13
I know it's stupid but I'm sad I won't see Dustin until tomorrow after work. 😕 How did I used to go a week?!

My hair is long enough that it tricks me into thinking a bug is crawling on my arm at all times.

4/12/13
My exhaustion level has reached an all time high (right below parents of newborns). I'm pooped and I just got to work. Womp womp.

I would never, could never spend over $50 on a bathing suit. and even that price is kind of ridiculous.

Why is it so hard for people to be nice?

I accidentally was stuck on ITunes for Germany and had a mini freak out before Dustin fixed it back to good ol' USA.

4/16/13
I hate when I know more than customer service.

The last 30 min has been one fail after another.