7/3/12
Busted into the apple pie early. I don't think the founding fathers would mind.
7/4/12
I've been very patriotic today. Watched a 'Keeping up with the Kardashians' marathon, ate a hot dog, and I'm wearing a jean skirt. America!
7/6/12
woke up and thought a skunk died in our house. turns out you should never leave broccoli in the trash. ever!
Green carpet should never be allowed in any home.
7/7/12
Just enjoyed a 'Beatles' laser light show. I now know what it's like to be on drugs. Good tunes though.
Waited in line for an hour to NOT see Saturn. 👎
7/11/12
I hate getting my mom's VM b/c she made me record the message. Nothing like hearing your own voice pretending to be someone else.
I like being called "miss". Indifferent about "ma'am". Not a fan of "hey girl".
7/11/12
So...I definitely suck at de-gnoming gardens.
7/13/12
Received more hair compliments for my too-lazy-to-straighten style that's similar to a rat nest(took 1 sec)than when I put effort & time in.
My casual friday look today is inspired by Felicity Porter (Junior Year).
Had my hand near my face when a violent sneeze came out of no where forcing me to punch myself in the nose.
7/15/12
Thinking about re-watching LOST when it starts airing on G4 this Monday. I just really miss Sawyer and his leaf.
7/17/12
I hate political phone calls. Leave me alone.
Dustin's
7/21/12
Congrats to my hockey boyfriend, Marc-Andre Fleury, on getting married this weekend. You'll always be my #1 boyfriend! #2 Kris Letang. 😍
7/22/12
Every time I go through a car wash I think of Christopher Lloyd in 'Camp Nowhere'.
Dustin can hear me set my glasses down on my nightstand from anywhere in our house & he immediately screams "you're going to bed?!"
7/23/12
Dustin and I are in bed before 8PM. This is what it's like to be young, acting old, & in love.
7/25/12
Work is really getting in the way of my Tumbling/Pinteresting/Blogging. Can someone pay me to just have fun on my computer?
Showed my co-workers the Dustin-falling-into-the-bush video. I couldn't stop laughing again. Its totally Bob Saget AFV material.
It's just not the same when you eat an Andes mint that didn't follow a meal at the Olive Garden.
Facebook takes the fun out of telling people anything because they probably already know.
Dustin is mad that I said MMA isn't a real sport.
7/26/12
Stuck in traffic thanks to a train. It stopped. And now it's going backwards. WTF.
7/29/12
Felicity is way too understanding when it comes to Ben and Avery.
7/30/12
Don't say it'll stay this way forever/I'm afloat in the ocean trying not to sink/I'm a crack in the asphalt you walk by on the street
7/31/12
I think water is the only thing that doesn't get stuck in my permanent retainer.
8/1/12
I'm so lucky to have a husband that sings a duets with me on my lunch break.
8/3/12
You'll be accepting my apology for taking things too seriously/Sometimes Im old enough to keep routines/sometimes Im child enough to scream
8/4/12
when you’re out in the pouring rain & the black cloud shouts & your heart is strained, give em hell
8/5/12
Seriously thought Federer was 20 years older than he is. Also, he touches his hair every 3 seconds.
Dustin and I just saw a Terrible Towel in the crowd at the Olympics.
I have been obsessed with Felicity's brown leather bag (senior year) for the past 10 years. Also, Ben is much hotter with his head shaved.
8/6/12
We'll do it all/Everything/On our own/ We don't need/Anything/Or anyone
8/7/12
I'd be totally fine if no one ever mentioned '50 Shades of Grey' ever again. I think the world would be a better place.
cashier to guy in front of me at walgreens: "have a cold sore popping up huh?" guy "yeah."
when you've got no one to bitch to and are too smart to throw it all out on Facebook - livejournal (on private) is there for you.
8/8/12
BSB's 'I want it that way' video was just on MTV. Is it 1999?!
Katie Bell's in the Olympics!? I always wondered what she was up to after her time at Hogwarts.
Just did a fish-out-of-water dance for May-Treanor and Walsh Jennings. Yeauhhh! 🇺🇸
8/9/12
Is it really that shocking that I've never had a Big Mac? I mean, has everyone had one?!
Pre-Season football starts tonight AND I just ate a handful of candy corn...
8/10/12
I don't even like basketball and I'm sad Dwight Howard is a Laker now.
8/12/12
Cucumbers are the only food that even when spoiled they still manage to smell cool and fresh!
iTunes pisses me off when the only song I want to buy is listed as 'Album Only'. I thought we had come further than that!
I've had my car for almost 8 months and I just now learned how to put the backseats down. I'm so excited!
Why are female singers so against wearing jeans and a t-shirt while performing?
8/14/12
Is it too early to start craving thin mints?
I need to just go for it and get a Kindle. Space saver. Time saver. Money saver. No brainer.
One of the coolest things about HP is that everyone still sends hand written letters even with all the magic!
8/15/12
Wish I could (control + shift + c) motherlode my bank acct.
8/16/12
It's a million degrees in my office and I can't find a hair tie anywhere. My options are to staple/tape it up or just cut it with scissors.
8/18/12
I have had multiple dreams lately about losing my cell phone. I wake up devastated.
Cheeseburger casserole and a Dr. Brown Black Cherry is like THE BEST.
Dustin is listening to a Bobby Brown song and tried to justify it by telling me "...but its from Ghostbusters 2."
8/19/12
Totally just tried to make a phone call with the calculator on my phone.
8/20/12
These cramps are cramping my style!
Ben Covington! Swoon.
8/21/12
Felicity makes New York seem amazing when in reality it's always seemed a bit overrated to me.
8/22/12
Long(er) hair is like having a part time job.
A funny husband, a piece of pizza, a can of Dr. Browns and The Lorax = cure for a shit week.
8/26/12
I'm sinking like a stone in the sea.
8/28/12
Best part of
8/29/12
I assume people just hate me if they don't respond to my text within 4 seconds of me sending it.
8/30/12
I have a strong urge to send a thank you card for receiving a thank you card. Weird?
I gave a 'thumbs up' and honked my horn in celebration of people holding Obama signs on the side of the road today.
I'm so excited that Jersey Shore got canceled. Hopefully American Idol and The Bachelor are next!
8/31/12
I had my first ever taste of sweet potato casserole with PINEAPPLES today and now I have a new BFF. Clearly I've been living under a rock.
9/2/12
Every time I try to 'hide post' on FB I end up accidentally clicking 'follow post'. -_____-
The best thing about being at home is not wearing pants.
Does anyone realize how much time I spend tagging each photo in my flickr? Too much.
9/3/12
I need to teach a 'turn signal' class and all of Orlando should be required to attend.
9/3/12
Dustin just killed a huge roach that was crawling on our bedroom wall. I'm never going to sleep tonight.
9/4/12
The elmo/cookie monster scene in 'The 5 Year Engagement' is pretty much the best thing ever.
That video they played at the DNC before Michelle came out totes made me cry.
9/5/12
So excited that Dustin and I have already decided what we are doing for our Christmas card this year.
I don't understand high schoolers (16-18) not having a job. But I REALLY don't get when college students don't have jobs.
I feel like people are judging ever smudge on my glasses.
9/6/12
Who the fuck is Frank Ocean?
VMAs kill brain cells. I just want to see Taylor Swift! Geeeez.
9/7/12
"Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love." -
Ben is such a dreamboat. I can't even.
9/8/12
I'm not saying its your fault Although you could have done more
9/8/12
Went with Dustin to pick up his blood pressure pills today and one of them is now FREE thanks to Obama! 😄🇺🇸
How fun are lawn darts?! Too bad they are illegal.
Notre Dame has the prettiest helmets! Gooooold.
9/9/12
Football season is more like heart attack season.
I haven't brushed my hair all weekend. I'm ok with that. Also, I've been in PJs 98% of the time. Don't see a problem with that either.
Just had a meeting at work to go over benefits and found out my birth control is now FREE! Obama! 👍
not everyone will appreciate this one.
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