Dustin Says

I'm really starting to like Taylor Swift more. Her looks and personality are better than ever. Everything is going right for her. 

Your hair looks like Bill Murray's in Kingpin.

I don't trust anyone who uses the word "chillin".

I walked into 7-11 and the cashier guy was listening to some Forever 21 song. It was hipster as hell.

He's a special kind of idiot. 

I hate that you just referenced the movie Ghost Ship.