THINGS I HAVE NEVER DONE
1. Dye my whole head - I have only dyed a part of my hair. Never have I dyed my entire head. Ever. I was never interested in highlights, never wanted to be blonde, or go goth black. I never really paid all that much attention to that. When I was 20 I dyed the back (underneath) portion of my head. Hardly any hair. I just so happened to have a really bad allergic reaction. So I'm kind of thankful that I never dyed the whole thing. If this is what happens to a 1/4 of my head being dyed then I never want to dye my whole head. Silver + me = BFF.
2. Smoked/Illegal drugs - Nope, I have never smoked a single cigarette. I really like to brag about this because personally I think it's awesome. Also, Dustin is the only other person that I know of who can say the same thing. It's like an elite club or something. I'm not hating on smokers or those that have had a few. I am just really proud of myself that I never gave in to peer pressure, never had any interest in them, and always thought it was seriously gross. That being said, I never wanted anything to do with ANY kind of drug. What is the point? It never leads to anything good or productive. Again, no interest.
When life gets shitty, you just fucking get through it, and move on. No need to add to problems.
3. Been on a real roller coaster - I have been to Disney, Universal, Seaworld, and Busch Gardens tons of times but no one has come close to getting me on a real roller coaster. Although, last December somehow Dustin talked me into going on 'Flight of the Hipogriff' at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. I screamed/panicked the whole time. Dustin told me he will never ask me to go on a roller coaster again because it was such an awful experience for him. I don't think that one really even counts though. It didn't go nearly as fast as the big ones, didn't go upside down, and I didn't need to pull a bar over my head to make sure I don't fall out. Also there were kids getting on this thing. You only had to be 36" tall instead of 54" for the crazy coasters! So no Manta, Dragon Challenge, or Kraken for me. I'm totally fine with that. I don't feel like I'm missing out AT ALL. I'll be on the bench below with a giant ice cream cone, scrolling on my iphone, while scrunching my nose at all those crazy people who actually have the balls to ride one. I feel like that last sentence could be in a rap song. No?
4. Public Transportation - I've never been in a cab, rode on the subway, or taken a train. That's what happens when you live in Florida and/or rent cars when you travel.
5. Broken a bone - One time when I was in 4th grade, while rollerblading after school, I fell on my arm. I thought I broke it. I made my mom take me to get x-rays. Turns out I'm just not good with pain. Nothing has changed. I'm still a wimp. BUT a wimp with my bones intact.
When life gets shitty, you just fucking get through it, and move on. No need to add to problems.
3. Been on a real roller coaster - I have been to Disney, Universal, Seaworld, and Busch Gardens tons of times but no one has come close to getting me on a real roller coaster. Although, last December somehow Dustin talked me into going on 'Flight of the Hipogriff' at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. I screamed/panicked the whole time. Dustin told me he will never ask me to go on a roller coaster again because it was such an awful experience for him. I don't think that one really even counts though. It didn't go nearly as fast as the big ones, didn't go upside down, and I didn't need to pull a bar over my head to make sure I don't fall out. Also there were kids getting on this thing. You only had to be 36" tall instead of 54" for the crazy coasters! So no Manta, Dragon Challenge, or Kraken for me. I'm totally fine with that. I don't feel like I'm missing out AT ALL. I'll be on the bench below with a giant ice cream cone, scrolling on my iphone, while scrunching my nose at all those crazy people who actually have the balls to ride one. I feel like that last sentence could be in a rap song. No?
4. Public Transportation - I've never been in a cab, rode on the subway, or taken a train. That's what happens when you live in Florida and/or rent cars when you travel.
5. Broken a bone - One time when I was in 4th grade, while rollerblading after school, I fell on my arm. I thought I broke it. I made my mom take me to get x-rays. Turns out I'm just not good with pain. Nothing has changed. I'm still a wimp. BUT a wimp with my bones intact.
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